| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #33 | banana candle | 9 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #56 | banana milkshake | 2 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #25 | golden banana | 1 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #51 | pixel banana | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #7 | software bug | 8 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2744 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2670 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2922 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2781 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #248 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #146 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #40 | wax banana | 1 |