| #391 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 18 |
| #360 | 33398 scroll | 50 |
| #294 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 10 |
| #753 | Angry Farmer candy | 71 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #465 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #399 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 17 |
| #528 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 12 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #392 | acoustic guitarrr | 9 |
| #485 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 23 |
| #486 | annoying pitchfork | 5 |
| #485 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #626 | asparagus knife | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #836 | awful poetry journal | 51 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #492 | balaclava baklava | 3 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #635 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1260 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | bloody beer | 188 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #323 | blue pixel | 204 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #685 | brine | 26 |
| #432 | bugbear bungguard | 11 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #607 | chaos butterfly | 156 |
| #580 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1294 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #496 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #484 | decorative fountain | 7 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #321 | draggin' ball hat | 22 |
| #1265 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1311 | fake hand | 7 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1165 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | sabre teeth | 11 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #539 | stuffed doppelshifter | 24 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1441 | toast | 277 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #863 | yo-yo | 25 |