| #391 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 18 |
| #360 | 33398 scroll | 50 |
| #294 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 10 |
| #754 | Angry Farmer candy | 71 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #466 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #400 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 17 |
| #528 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 12 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1777 | Valentine | 4 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #394 | acoustic guitarrr | 9 |
| #486 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 23 |
| #487 | annoying pitchfork | 5 |
| #487 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #628 | asparagus knife | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #836 | awful poetry journal | 51 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1521 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #496 | balaclava baklava | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1262 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | bloody beer | 188 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #327 | blue pixel | 204 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #685 | brine | 26 |
| #434 | bugbear bungguard | 11 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #608 | chaos butterfly | 156 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1293 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #495 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #483 | decorative fountain | 7 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #321 | draggin' ball hat | 22 |
| #1263 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1552 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1163 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1403 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #462 | sabre teeth | 11 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #539 | stuffed doppelshifter | 24 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1442 | toast | 277 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1347 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #863 | yo-yo | 25 |