| #391 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 18 |
| #360 | 33398 scroll | 50 |
| #294 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 10 |
| #756 | Angry Farmer candy | 71 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #466 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #400 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 17 |
| #528 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 12 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1779 | Valentine | 4 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #394 | acoustic guitarrr | 9 |
| #486 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 23 |
| #488 | annoying pitchfork | 5 |
| #487 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #628 | asparagus knife | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #835 | awful poetry journal | 51 |
| #1548 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1520 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #497 | balaclava baklava | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1264 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | bloody beer | 188 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #326 | blue pixel | 204 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #685 | brine | 26 |
| #434 | bugbear bungguard | 11 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #608 | chaos butterfly | 156 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1292 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #495 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #484 | decorative fountain | 7 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #322 | draggin' ball hat | 22 |
| #1262 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1552 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1162 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #607 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1402 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #462 | sabre teeth | 11 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #539 | stuffed doppelshifter | 24 |
| #1781 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #1687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2883 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1442 | toast | 277 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1345 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #863 | yo-yo | 25 |