| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #468 | Chroner | 10 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #5 | SMOOCH bracers | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 25 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 2 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #977 | old sweatpants | 46 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #300 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #1480 | spectre scepter | 18 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #163 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #6 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |