| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form | 1 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #50 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #32 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #48 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | dried face | 14,173 |
| 🥇 | fancy bath salts | 198,926 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #13 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #73 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #45 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #69 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| 🥇 | smart skull | 143,968 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #33 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #33 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |