| #114 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #78 | 11-leaf clover | 7 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥇 | 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #834 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #33 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 3 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #26 | big hot pepper | 11 |
| #7 | big rock | 6,540 |
| #479 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #17 | bolder boulder | 6 |
| #13 | boulder | 848 |
| #584 | box | 12 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #59 | bread man | 6 |
| #116 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #41 | cute mushroom | 9 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #809 | dense meat stack | 10 |
| #137 | eggwater | 4 |
| #43 | flour cookie | 9 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #20 | groveling gravel | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #22 | hard rock | 5 |
| #20 | hollow rock | 16 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #21 | lodestone | 2 |
| #11 | lump of loyal latite | 15 |
| #100 | lustrous oyster egg | 5 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #142 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #393 | meat stack | 83 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #23 | milestone | 5 |
| #20 | molehill mountain | 2 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #60 | perfect cosmopolitan | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #12 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 133 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #871 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #8 | [2108]rock | 1,428 |
| #200 | sand dollar | 56 |
| #13 | short stack of pancakes | 10 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #99 | spooky sound effects record | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #373 | stale baguette | 3 |
| #150 | stone wool | 4 |
| #20 | strange stalagmite | 2 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2115 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #18 | super good fruit | 14 |
| #165 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #509 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #304 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 13 |
| #720 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #25 | whet stone | 7 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |