| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #56 | 11-leaf clover | 11 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #830 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #33 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 3 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #28 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #23 | big hot pepper | 11 |
| #7 | big rock | 6,540 |
| #476 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #14 | bolder boulder | 6 |
| #13 | boulder | 848 |
| #586 | box | 12 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #57 | bread man | 6 |
| #113 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #63 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #39 | cute mushroom | 9 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #813 | dense meat stack | 10 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #38 | flour cookie | 9 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #19 | groveling gravel | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #19 | hard rock | 5 |
| #18 | hollow rock | 16 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #19 | lodestone | 2 |
| #9 | lump of loyal latite | 15 |
| #92 | lustrous oyster egg | 5 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #394 | meat stack | 83 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #20 | milestone | 5 |
| #15 | molehill mountain | 2 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #60 | perfect cosmopolitan | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #12 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 133 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #118 | radio button candy | 10 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #8 | [2108]rock | 1,428 |
| #197 | sand dollar | 56 |
| #13 | short stack of pancakes | 10 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #99 | spooky sound effects record | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #371 | stale baguette | 3 |
| #149 | stone wool | 4 |
| #17 | strange stalagmite | 2 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #17 | super good fruit | 14 |
| #742 | ten-leaf clover | 7 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #507 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #302 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 13 |
| #716 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #20 | whet stone | 7 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |