| #268 | Hollandaise helmet | 13 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #23 | acceptable bagel | 200 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #960 | disco ball | 15 |
| #929 | disco mask | 14 |
| #1257 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #283 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #288 | mariachi hat | 10 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #1469 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #870 | pasta spoon | 12 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #819 | ravioli hat | 14 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1097 | saucepan | 12 |
| #1038 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #577 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #468 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #966 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2794 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1207 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |