| #270 | Hollandaise helmet | 13 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #23 | acceptable bagel | 200 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #962 | disco ball | 15 |
| #932 | disco mask | 14 |
| #1258 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #289 | mariachi hat | 10 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #1471 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #872 | pasta spoon | 12 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #820 | ravioli hat | 14 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1099 | saucepan | 12 |
| #1040 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #576 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #968 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #3115 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2885 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2798 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2936 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |