| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #153 | Beach Buck | 10 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #246 | Boss Bat britches | 54 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #365 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 71 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1265 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #947 | badass belt | 57 |
| #106 | batskin belt | 14 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #187 | bunny liver | 53 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #15 | embering hunk | 1 |
| #1148 | empty agua de vida bottle | 5 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #242 | green clay bead | 49 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #169 | grue egg omelette | 19 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | moss mace | 2 |
| #6 | moss medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #225 | pink clay bead | 88 |
| #292 | purple clay bead | 11 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #50 | rhinestone | 1,982 |
| #124 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #459 | spectre scepter | 71 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | velour valise | 3 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| 🥉 | velour vaqueros | 2 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| 🥈 | velour voulge | 4 |
| #530 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #98 | worthless gewgaw | 142 |
| #80 | worthless knick-knack | 236 |
| #68 | worthless trinket | 281 |