| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #142 | Beach Buck | 14 |
| #210 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #180 | Boss Bat britches | 70 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #273 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 92 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #43 | anger blaster | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #635 | badass belt | 78 |
| #107 | batskin belt | 14 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #63 | bunny liver | 172 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1154 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #14 | embering hunk | 1 |
| #1128 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #243 | green clay bead | 49 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #170 | grue egg omelette | 19 |
| #117 | hard cocoa | 3 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | moss mace | 2 |
| #9 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #601 | old sweatpants | 109 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #129 | peppermint pegleg | 2 |
| #227 | pink clay bead | 88 |
| #291 | purple clay bead | 11 |
| #140 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #62 | rhinestone | 69 |
| #150 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #126 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #335 | spectre scepter | 92 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| 🥇 | velour valise | 3 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| 🥉 | velour vaqueros | 2 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| 🥈 | velour voulge | 4 |
| #431 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #88 | worthless gewgaw | 183 |
| #69 | worthless knick-knack | 335 |
| #70 | worthless trinket | 305 |