| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #122 | gooified animal matter | 20 |
| #83 | gooified mineral matter | 31 |
| #98 | gooified vegetable matter | 24 |
| #172 | green and red bean | 3 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #140 | intact anemone spike | 3 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #853 | meat stack | 5 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #149 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 3 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |