| #523 | Cloaca grenade | 29 |
| #417 | Cloaca-Cola | 91 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #467 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1594 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1066 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2190 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1076 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #215 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1044 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |