| #522 | Cloaca grenade | 29 |
| #416 | Cloaca-Cola | 91 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #467 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1076 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #214 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |