| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #17 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 16 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #481 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #49 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 6 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #104 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #61 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #220 | fat stacks of cash | 67 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #79 | ping-pong ball | 169 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #16 | portable ping-pong table | 3 |
| #22 | portable steam unit | 9 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #280 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #106 | used beer | 1 |