| #815 | Amulet of Yendor | 16 |
| #122 | BRICKO brick | 2,628 |
| #276 | BRICKO eye brick | 57 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #30 | awful poetry journal | 13,728 |
| #765 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #690 | clown hammer | 37 |
| #1094 | defective skull | 8 |
| #601 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 46 |
| #732 | eyepatch | 4 |
| #1112 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #801 | fake hand | 27 |
| #795 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #987 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #1143 | lemon | 2 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #953 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #755 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 35 |
| #72 | makeshift cape | 5 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #37 | makeshift turban | 4 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #991 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #887 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #21 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1,209 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #774 | towel | 10 |
| #819 | whoopie cushion | 35 |
| #682 | wind-up chattering teeth | 43 |
| #813 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #756 | yellow snowcone | 42 |