| #813 | Amulet of Yendor | 16 |
| #123 | BRICKO brick | 2,628 |
| #276 | BRICKO eye brick | 57 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #30 | awful poetry journal | 13,728 |
| #763 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #689 | clown hammer | 37 |
| #1092 | defective skull | 8 |
| #599 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 46 |
| #733 | eyepatch | 4 |
| #1109 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #798 | fake hand | 27 |
| #797 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #986 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #1140 | lemon | 2 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #963 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #754 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 35 |
| #72 | makeshift cape | 5 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #37 | makeshift turban | 4 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #989 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #885 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #21 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1,209 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #777 | towel | 10 |
| #817 | whoopie cushion | 35 |
| #683 | wind-up chattering teeth | 43 |
| #811 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #752 | yellow snowcone | 42 |