Blade 3

RankItemQuantity
#533Cloaca grenade28
#1152Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#482Dyspepsi grenade27
#1255Dyspepsi-Cola20
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#129Knob Goblin love potion122
#167Knob Goblin steroids87
#2245Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#161Mr. Accessory1
#427Mr. Mediocrebar126
#147Senior Mints92
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#463black paisley oyster egg11
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#365blue polka-dot oyster egg11
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#696broken cellular phone1
#1529candy cane20
#336carob chunk cookies6
#119cherry89
#105chrome sword8
#3274club necklace1
#88cog396
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1025daisy1
#2467diamond necklace2
#896eggnog17
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#299extra-spicy bloody mary6
#1675fruitcake7
#1750gingerbread bugbear8
#594green balloon2
#3383heart necklace1
#86ice-cold fotie1,000
#179less-than-three-shaped box1
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#690mugcake1
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#1557pack of KWE trading card1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#273petrified time2
#548piece of wedding cake8
#710pile of candy6
#94pixel hat4
#813potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#315red plastic oyster egg14
#2736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#542spooky hockey mask3
#4207stuffed Cheshire bitten9
#4244stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech9
#5715stuffed angry cow5
#7013stuffed astral badger3
#6373stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#729stuffed can of asparagus3
#5653stuffed cocoabo5
#651stuffed dodecapede4
#4960stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#5291stuffed hand turkey6
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#4963stuffed scary death orb7
#1780stuffed shoulder parrot10
#6373stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#5158stuffed snowy owl6
#5809stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#1049stuffed spooky mushroom8
#247stuffed stab bat1
#4923stuffed stinky gravy fairy7
#5321stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#738tiny house131
#3346tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3937tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#2570tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#2492tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#3316tiny plastic cocoabo5
#2471tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#2248tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick8
#3958tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#6097tiny plastic grue2
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#1775tiny plastic killer bee10
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#4836tiny plastic levitating potato3
#2231tiny plastic mosquito8
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4465tiny plastic sauceror1
#2560tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#511urinal cake2
#903white balloon1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1

Wow, that's 2,527 items total!

what items are this player missing?