| #573 | BURT | 6 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #15 | Spirit of Easter | 975 |
| 🥉 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 3,546 |
| #19 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 657 |
| #17 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 823 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 4 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 4 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 10 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #584 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #1046 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #147 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #572 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4 | government candy shipment | 25 |
| #7 | government food shipment | 14 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #856 | pretty flower | 40 |
| #42 | quantum of familiar | 10 |
| #792 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1786 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #215 | unusual disco ball | 10 |