| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 4 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #80 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 4 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 10 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #146 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4 | government candy shipment | 25 |
| #7 | government food shipment | 14 |
| #848 | pretty flower | 40 |
| #58 | quantum of familiar | 10 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #209 | unusual disco ball | 10 |