| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #672 | 3-ball | 5 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1169 | 8-ball | 9 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #249 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 25 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #786 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #143 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #594 | battered Crimbo Crate | 16 |
| #183 | bazookafish bubble gum | 13 |
| #441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #502 | bite-me-red lipstick | 5 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #198 | corncob pipe | 8 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #378 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 30 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #716 | jerky coins | 15 |
| #415 | mummy costume | 14 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |