| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #175 | donated booze | 60 |
| #53 | donated food | 496 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #135 | moist Crimbo spices | 26 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #176 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 4 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |