| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #89 | Boulevardier cocktail | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbo dinner | 36 |
| #20 | Crimbo food scraps | 500 |
| #36 | Crimbosmopolitan | 36 |
| #28 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #69 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 3 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #98 | Red Roger's reliquary | 4 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #31 | Trainbot circuitry | 204 |
| #18 | Trainbot linkages | 224 |
| #19 | Trainbot optics | 203 |
| #16 | Trainbot plating | 222 |
| #26 | Trainbot servomotors | 200 |
| #22 | Trainbot tubing | 207 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #53 | blue tulip | 10 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #212 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #19 | corned beet | 9 |
| #24 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 500 |
| #80 | drive-thru burger | 3 |
| #162 | fishelada | 2 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #133 | glob of salty molasses | 8 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #15 | honey-drenched ham slice | 500 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #40 | imported lemon lozenge | 2 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #62 | magical sausage | 3 |
| #57 | magical sausage casing | 2 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #18 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 500 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #79 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #21 | pickled bread | 8 |
| #35 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #46 | prescription teeth whitener | 2 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #46 | red tulip | 10 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #58 | rose | 225 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #144 | salty gumdrop | 3 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #156 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 2 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #28 | wet tack | 2 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #78 | whalesteak | 5 |
| #53 | white tulip | 10 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |