| #50 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #297 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #93 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 34 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1297 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #87 | antimatter wad | 3 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #327 | cold wad | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #1648 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1531 | disco mask | 2 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #34 | eleven-foot pole | 60 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #103 | glob of salty molasses | 21 |
| #156 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #175 | green and red bean | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #535 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #333 | hot wad | 6 |
| #78 | intact anemone spike | 72 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #606 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #47 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #56 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #926 | meat stack | 3 |
| #95 | metal meteoroid | 1 |
| #75 | moist Crimbo spices | 114 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #167 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #720 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #95 | plaid swatch | 2 |
| #223 | popsicle stick | 5 |
| #275 | prismatic wad | 6 |
| #530 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #16 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 142 |
| #90 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #71 | runny icing | 107 |
| #163 | salt plum | 2 |
| #33 | salty gumdrop | 197 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #72 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #296 | sleaze wad | 3 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #79 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 98 |
| #279 | spooky wad | 5 |
| #261 | stench wad | 13 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4934 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6329 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5738 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #15 | tryptophan dart | 4 |
| #85 | waterlogged cloth | 13 |
| #101 | waterlogged leather | 10 |
| #65 | waterlogged metal | 18 |
| #76 | waterlogged stuffing | 16 |
| #111 | waterlogged wood | 2 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |