| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #18 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 4 |
| #73 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #379 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 10 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #116 | ballast turtle | 5 |
| #14 | big bumboozer marble | 2 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #235 | bunny liver | 35 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #110 | ert grey goo ring | 6 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #1131 | old sweatpants | 30 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #9 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #86 | returned Thinknerd package | 15 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |