| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4301 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #776 | Crown of the Goblin King | 32 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1080 | Valentine | 11 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #2449 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5466 | badass belt | 4 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #12 | clockwork maid head | 7 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1642 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1646 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #35 | hippo skin buckler | 9 |
| #24 | hippo whip | 35 |
| #14 | hippopotamus kilt | 20 |
| #7 | hippopotamus pants | 199 |
| #8 | hippopotamus skin | 7,562 |
| #5 | hippopotamus skirt | 87 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #366 | pixellated candy heart | 44 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1575 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |