| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #773 | Crown of the Goblin King | 32 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #12 | clockwork maid head | 7 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #35 | hippo skin buckler | 9 |
| #24 | hippo whip | 35 |
| #14 | hippopotamus kilt | 20 |
| #7 | hippopotamus pants | 199 |
| #8 | hippopotamus skin | 7,562 |
| #5 | hippopotamus skirt | 87 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #365 | pixellated candy heart | 44 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |