Phlegmatic Phil

RankItemQuantity
#80Cloaca grenade183
#47Cloaca-Cola1,003
#45Cloaca-Cola c-rations63
#54Cloaca-Cola knapsack79
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#46Dyspepsi grenade222
#74Dyspepsi-Cola1,141
#28Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations77
#51Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack79
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#51Libram of Candy Heart Summoning2
#15Libram of Divine Favors3
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#94Mob Penguin cellular phone234
#24Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome3
#29Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts3
#69Travoltan trousers1
#19V for Vivala mask2
#769aspirin1
#82astral badger1
#132bad penguin egg1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#95bottled green pixie1
#118broken cellular phone60
#61class five ecto-larva1
#23dandy lion cub2
#98disembodied brain50
#30doppelshifter egg1
#6evil flaming eyeball pendant1
#969fancy chocolate3
#73fetid feather170
#83flaming feather192
#9flaming juggler's balls1
#95flirtatious feather97
#73frightful feather174
#68frozen feather187
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#62ice sickle1
#64iceberglet1
#7jewel-eyed wizard hat4
#342killing feather71
#43llama lama cria2
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#80naughty origami kit1
#48packet of mayfly bait2
#73petrified time5
#82pilgrim shield1
#115sane hatrack1
#253teddy bear28
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#28wizard action figure2
#42yuletide troll chrysalis2
#20zombie pineal gland100

Wow, that's 4,268 items total!

what items are this player missing?