| #80 | Cloaca grenade | 183 |
| #47 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,003 |
| #45 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 63 |
| #54 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 79 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #46 | Dyspepsi grenade | 222 |
| #74 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,141 |
| #28 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 77 |
| #51 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 79 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #15 | Libram of Divine Favors | 3 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #94 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 234 |
| #24 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| #29 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #19 | V for Vivala mask | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #118 | broken cellular phone | 60 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #23 | dandy lion cub | 2 |
| #98 | disembodied brain | 50 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #73 | fetid feather | 170 |
| #83 | flaming feather | 192 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #95 | flirtatious feather | 97 |
| #73 | frightful feather | 174 |
| #68 | frozen feather | 187 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #7 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 4 |
| #342 | killing feather | 71 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #253 | teddy bear | 28 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #28 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #20 | zombie pineal gland | 100 |