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#366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
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#312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
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#126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
#172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
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#467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
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#22 | opium grenade | 14 |
#188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
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#156 | pie man was not meant to eat | 15 |
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#144 | red book | 1 |
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#72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
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#397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
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#285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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#39 | swordzall | 1 |
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#46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
#41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
#780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
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#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
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#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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#225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
#244 | vorpal blade | 33 |
#264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
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#854 | white sword | 1 |
#567 | witty rapier | 1 |
#280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
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#227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |