| #956 | Angry Farmer candy | 40 |
| #222 | Boris's ring | 8 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1958 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #285 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 5 |
| #1082 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 19 |
| #606 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1633 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #953 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #927 | awful poetry journal | 39 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1235 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1591 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #153 | barskin hat | 4 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #824 | bat guano | 2 |
| #938 | batgut | 5 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #816 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #628 | broken skull | 15 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #146 | can of maces | 8 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1008 | chaos butterfly | 38 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #870 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #629 | cog | 25 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #891 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #516 | diamond-studded cane | 8 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1416 | disco mask | 3 |
| #967 | disturbing fanfic | 38 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #679 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #960 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #911 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | line | 35 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #394 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #126 | mullet wig | 16 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #722 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #970 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #882 | plot hole | 21 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #165 | rubber axe | 6 |
| #531 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 4 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #422 | spork | 3 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1073 | thin black candle | 23 |
| #2214 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1308 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #889 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #720 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #1290 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #722 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 24 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #502 | tires | 10 |
| #2049 | toast | 95 |
| #1949 | valuable trinket | 8 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #197 | walrus-tusk earring | 6 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #55 | yakskin pants | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1356 | yeti fur | 8 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |