| #954 | Angry Farmer candy | 40 |
| #222 | Boris's ring | 8 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1960 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #285 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 5 |
| #1080 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 19 |
| #608 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #952 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #927 | awful poetry journal | 39 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #154 | barskin hat | 4 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #822 | bat guano | 2 |
| #938 | batgut | 5 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #628 | broken skull | 15 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #145 | can of maces | 8 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1007 | chaos butterfly | 38 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #631 | cog | 25 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #515 | diamond-studded cane | 8 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #967 | disturbing fanfic | 38 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | line | 35 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #391 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #124 | mullet wig | 16 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #971 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #883 | plot hole | 21 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #165 | rubber axe | 6 |
| #529 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 4 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #423 | spork | 3 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1073 | thin black candle | 23 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #887 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #718 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #1287 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #720 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 24 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #503 | tires | 10 |
| #2048 | toast | 95 |
| #1949 | valuable trinket | 8 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #196 | walrus-tusk earring | 6 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #56 | yakskin pants | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1355 | yeti fur | 8 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |