| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #43 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #146 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #49 | picture of you | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #148 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #282 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |