| #646 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #404 | Imp Ale | 443 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #1210 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 33 |
| #1248 | Rock Pops | 33 |
| #926 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #337 | disembodied brain | 10 |
| #140 | flower petal pie | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #46 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14,181 |
| #196 | ice-cold Willer | 335 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | mafia aria | 35 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #411 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #67 | piercing post | 100 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1427 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #20 | ring setting | 99 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #241 | shot of flower schnapps | 2 |
| #324 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #722 | spooky mushroom | 53 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |