| #646 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1050 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #403 | Imp Ale | 443 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #1211 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 33 |
| #1250 | Rock Pops | 33 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #337 | disembodied brain | 10 |
| #140 | flower petal pie | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #46 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14,181 |
| #196 | ice-cold Willer | 335 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | mafia aria | 35 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #410 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #67 | piercing post | 100 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1427 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #20 | ring setting | 99 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #241 | shot of flower schnapps | 2 |
| #324 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #723 | spooky mushroom | 53 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |