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RankItemQuantity
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1368Bonerdagon necklace5
#1513Boss Bat britches6
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#3602Crown of the Goblin King2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#326Ent cider25
#478Glass Balls of the Goblin King5
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#1027Valentine12
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#5907box of sunshine4
#1059cheap plastic bottle opener5
#1660cheap toaster1
#203coconut shell325
#437drywall axe30
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#569easter egg balloon42
#607empty blowgun2
#1146fancy but probably evil chocolate5
#303fez of etymology1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#1079giant discarded bottlecap3
#356giant discarded plastic fork28
#965giant discarded torn-up glove3
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#3809gingerbread horror1
#349goat beard14
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#524green beer24
#2879grue egg6
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#108ice-cold Sir Schlitz2,683
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#290little paper umbrella254
#1597mafia aria4
#214magical ice cubes294
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#30orange traffic cone1
#832oyster basket4
#1761pail1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#812potted cactus1
#448poultrygeist1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#3348tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3949tiny plastic angry goat4
#3365tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#4901tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3949tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#6131tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3312tiny plastic grue5
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#4795tiny plastic killer bee3
#2881tiny plastic leprechaun6
#3313tiny plastic levitating potato5
#6161tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3303tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3949tiny plastic stab bat4
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#586wang1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 3,953 items total!

what items are this player missing?