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RankItemQuantity
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1165Ent cider1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#634Lucky Surprise Egg2
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#788beertini1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#6256box of sunshine3
#1334boxed wine1
#957bubbly potion1
#534calle de miel1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#505cherry3
#154clockwork trench coat1
#969cloudy potion1
#224cordial of concentration1
#964dark potion1
#266dry martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#958fizzy potion1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#428frilly shirt1
#604fuzzbump1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1909green beer1
#549grog1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#518helmet turtle75
#433horizontal tango1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#480margarita1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#502monkey wrench1
#529ocean motion1
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#528papaya sling1
#150penguin shorts1
#85penguin skin2,440
#147penguin skin buckler1
#192penguin whip1
#472perpendicular hula1
#594pink pony1
#681pirate shirt1
#1166probability potion1
#1187procrastination potion1
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#589screwdriver1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#546slap and tickle1
#244slingshot1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#942smoky potion1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#374spiced rum1
#288star shirt1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#716strongness elixir1
#593supportive bra1
#928swirly potion1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#472turtle totem78
#639vodka and cranberry1
#134wad of dough577
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#415wine spritzer1
#1046wussiness potion1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2

Wow, that's 3,341 items total!

what items are this player missing?