| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #16 | The Superconductor's CPU | 7 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 4 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 8 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 61 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #670 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 268 |
| #72 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #6 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 100 |
| #14 | d10 | 10,000 |
| #17 | d12 | 1,200 |
| #14 | d20 | 2,000 |
| #24 | d4 | 400 |
| #31 | d8 | 800 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #16 | dragon snaps | 380 |
| #9 | dragonfish caviar | 80 |
| #6 | dungeon dragon chest | 120 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #32 | gold nuggets | 1,900 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #10 | huge gold coin | 2,500 |
| 🥉 | inflammable leaf | 227,777 |
| 🥈 | kobold treasure hoard | 40 |
| #19 | lodestone | 2 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #53 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 121 |
| #475 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #179 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 12 |
| 🥇 | milestone | 30,777 |
| #15 | molehill mountain | 2 |
| #148 | plain brown wrapper | 5 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #7 | really nice lump of coal | 8 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #8 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 12,000 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #9 | snapdragon pistil | 180 |
| #65 | solid gold jewel | 20 |
| 🥉 | squirming Slime larva | 123 |
| #17 | strange stalagmite | 2 |
| #1102 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 112 |
| #469 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 86 |
| #1247 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #774 | stuffed angry cow | 60 |
| #306 | stuffed astral badger | 117 |
| #370 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 105 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #166 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 51 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 119 |
| #712 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 67 |
| #242 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #338 | stuffed hand turkey | 107 |
| #1861 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #365 | stuffed martini | 26 |
| #687 | stuffed mind flayer | 69 |
| #220 | stuffed mink | 164 |
| #195 | stuffed monocle | 186 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #493 | stuffed scary death orb | 87 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #310 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 115 |
| #659 | stuffed snowy owl | 68 |
| #287 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 126 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 128 |
| #316 | stuffed teddy butler | 132 |
| #245 | stuffed tin of caviar | 156 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #584 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 77 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #95 | stuffed zmobie | 21 |
| 🥇 | waffle | 2,777 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |