| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #21 | asbestos helmet turtle | 11 |
| #497 | asbestos ore | 11 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #227 | broken cellular phone | 19 |
| #29 | buckler buckle | 42 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #45 | chrome helmet turtle | 12 |
| #423 | chrome ore | 11 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #28 | helmet recipe | 42 |
| #721 | helmet turtle | 40 |
| #26 | hippo skin buckler | 11 |
| #22 | hippopotamus pants | 11 |
| #172 | hippopotamus skin | 11 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #21 | linoleum helmet turtle | 11 |
| #383 | linoleum ore | 11 |
| #648 | mafia aria | 29 |
| #34 | meatsmithing guide | 42 |
| #26 | meaty helmet turtle | 12 |
| #28 | pants kit | 61 |
| #30 | penguin shorts | 12 |
| #390 | penguin skin | 167 |
| #30 | penguin skin buckler | 11 |
| #327 | pixellated candy heart | 49 |
| #326 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #147 | tortoise's blessing | 22 |
| #643 | turtle totem | 44 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #91 | yak skin | 19 |
| #21 | yakskin buckler | 11 |
| #30 | yakskin pants | 6 |
| #1227 | yeti fur | 11 |