DuckGuardian

RankItemQuantity
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#249Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#1056Mob Penguin cellular phone11
#21asbestos helmet turtle11
#500asbestos ore11
#2450baconstone1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#227broken cellular phone19
#29buckler buckle42
#546can of fake snow1
#45chrome helmet turtle12
#424chrome ore11
#523chrome sword1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1456furry fur1
#427furry pants1
#28helmet recipe42
#724helmet turtle40
#26hippo skin buckler11
#22hippopotamus pants11
#173hippopotamus skin11
#134imitation nice watch1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#21linoleum helmet turtle11
#387linoleum ore11
#648mafia aria29
#34meatsmithing guide42
#26meaty helmet turtle12
#28pants kit61
#30penguin shorts12
#391penguin skin167
#30penguin skin buckler11
#329pixellated candy heart49
#324potion of temporary gr8ness2
#412serum of sarcasm1
#81stone turtle1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#147tortoise's blessing22
#645turtle totem44
#560worthless trinket3
#93yak skin19
#21yakskin buckler11
#30yakskin pants6
#1229yeti fur11

Wow, that's 775 items total!

what items are this player missing?