| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1056 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #21 | asbestos helmet turtle | 11 |
| #500 | asbestos ore | 11 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #228 | broken cellular phone | 19 |
| #29 | buckler buckle | 42 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #45 | chrome helmet turtle | 12 |
| #424 | chrome ore | 11 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #28 | helmet recipe | 42 |
| #726 | helmet turtle | 40 |
| #26 | hippo skin buckler | 11 |
| #22 | hippopotamus pants | 11 |
| #173 | hippopotamus skin | 11 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #21 | linoleum helmet turtle | 11 |
| #386 | linoleum ore | 11 |
| #647 | mafia aria | 29 |
| #34 | meatsmithing guide | 42 |
| #26 | meaty helmet turtle | 12 |
| #28 | pants kit | 61 |
| #30 | penguin shorts | 12 |
| #391 | penguin skin | 167 |
| #30 | penguin skin buckler | 11 |
| #327 | pixellated candy heart | 49 |
| #324 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #147 | tortoise's blessing | 22 |
| #646 | turtle totem | 44 |
| #563 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #93 | yak skin | 19 |
| #21 | yakskin buckler | 11 |
| #30 | yakskin pants | 6 |
| #1228 | yeti fur | 11 |