| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #97 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 164 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #154 | a little sump'm sump'm | 25 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #37 | beertini | 84 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #329 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 11 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #217 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2589 | toast | 23 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged metal | 5 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |