| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #60 | O | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #751 | Schrödinger's thermos | 9 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #674 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| 🥇 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 122 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #240 | burnt flower | 16 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #136 | commemorative war stein | 556 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #106 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 33 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #76 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #258 | pretty flower | 860 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #5 | waterlogged cloth | 792 |
| #4 | waterlogged leather | 818 |
| 🥇 | waterlogged metal | 4,318 |
| #6 | waterlogged stuffing | 799 |
| #10 | waterlogged wood | 45 |