Papa Smurf

RankItemQuantity
#57CSA bravery badge206
#92Corpse Island iced tea50
#1146Heimandatz's heart1
#1600Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#879Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#6541badass belt2
#31black facepaint24
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#87bottled inspiration14
#4118box of sunshine13
#27candy cane candygram1
#104cartoon heart13
#8colorful toad664
#61corpse on the beach65
#100corpsebite3
#35corpsedriver98
#41corpsetini96
#384divine champagne flute10
#13dungeoneer's dungarees400
#30fetid feather354
#508flaming feather11
#694flirtatious feather2
#10frightful feather1,947
#612frozen feather5
#62giant diamond ring1
#12ironic moustache96
#135lump of Brituminous coal1
#32mutant cactus bud1
#15mutant fire ant egg3
#31mutant gila monster egg1
#22mutant rattlesnake egg2
#1704sandwich of the gods2
#2329solid gold bowling ball2
#8squirmy violent party snack28
#102tiny bust of Pallas1
#26tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer21
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#29tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer22
#48tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer16
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#25tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer24
#67tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer13
#20tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer31
#24tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer27
#29tiny die-cast blade a-spinning8
#32tiny die-cast factory worker elf20
#30tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf20
#31tiny die-cast middle-management elf19
#22tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf28
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#18tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker10
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#741tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type3
#707tiny plastic Beebee King3
#273tiny plastic Bugbear Captain4
#945tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter3
#573tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel4
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#852tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist4
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#740tiny plastic Norville Rogers5
#688tiny plastic Queen Bee3
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#490tiny plastic Scott the Miner9
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#761tiny plastic angry space marine5
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#750tiny plastic batbugbear5
#532tiny plastic bee swarm8
#526tiny plastic beebee gunners8
#974tiny plastic beebee queue3
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#589tiny plastic black ops bugbear7
#953tiny plastic blazing bat3
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#670tiny plastic bugaboo6
#587tiny plastic buzzerker7
#667tiny plastic cavebugbear6
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#8219tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#4854tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#536tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear8
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3972tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#983tiny plastic moneybee3
#8110tiny plastic mosquito1
#613tiny plastic mumblebee7
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#696tiny plastic spiderbugbear3
#6199tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6130tiny plastic stab bat2
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#573tiny plastic the Free Man4
#8true grit501
#23world's most unappetizing beverage8

Wow, that's 5,093 items total!

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