| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #549 | Cloaca grenade | 27 |
| #582 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #413 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #466 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 135 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #206 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #541 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #784 | dill | 41 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #264 | enchanted toothpick | 5 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1410 | fake hand | 5 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #355 | felt | 23 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #724 | frigid ninja stars | 14 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #967 | ghost cucumber | 34 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #873 | meat vortex | 7 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #79 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #360 | penguin skin | 190 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #240 | portable corkscrew | 25 |
| #818 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #327 | sleeping snowy owl | 10 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #1448 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #813 | vinegar | 37 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #581 | yeti fur | 140 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |