| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #551 | Cloaca grenade | 27 |
| #583 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #299 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #414 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #466 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 135 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #206 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #784 | dill | 41 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #265 | enchanted toothpick | 5 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1407 | fake hand | 5 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #356 | felt | 23 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #726 | frigid ninja stars | 14 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #967 | ghost cucumber | 34 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #873 | meat vortex | 7 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #80 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #361 | penguin skin | 190 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #241 | portable corkscrew | 25 |
| #820 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #329 | sleeping snowy owl | 10 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #1446 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #813 | vinegar | 37 |
| #1869 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #581 | yeti fur | 140 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |