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\n* - Depends on user's definition of \"useful.\"
\n** - Calculations were double-checked by several Attention Deficit Demons.
\n*** - Depends on user's definition of \"best.\" May vary from dictionary definition.
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#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#813	M-242	5
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#1204	jar of swamp gas	2
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#929	pink glowstick	2
#9	red traffic cone	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#760	snake	5
#761	sparkler	5
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#892	toy train	2
#38	yellow traffic cone	1