| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1128 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #825 | chef's hat | 3 |
| #142 | concentrated magicalness pill | 16 |
| #424 | decorative fountain | 10 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #397 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #727 | goat cheese | 3 |
| #633 | patchouli incense stick | 8 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |