Laggycat

RankItemQuantity
#1164-dimensional fez1
#3599.44% pure math1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#71Affirmation Cookie1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#128Bruno's blessing of Mars1
#126Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#41Crimbo dinner25
#214Crimbo food scraps1
#47Crimbosmopolitan25
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#56Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#59Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#51Crimbuccaneer invasion map2
#57Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#84Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail8
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#98Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso10
#48Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#127Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#136Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#255D roll15
#129Dennis's blessing of Minerva1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#50Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#41Elf Guard broom1
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#45Elf Guard fuel tank2
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#113Elf Guard honor present1
#83Elf Guard hotpants1
#69Elf Guard insignia (general)1
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#73Elf Guard officer's sidearm2
#118Elf Guard payroll bag1
#56Elf Guard red and white beret1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#70Elf Guard tinsel grenade16
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#127Freddie's blessing of Mercury1
#209Friendliness Beverage15
#113Jamaican coffee1
#87Kelflar vest1
#89KoL Con 13 T-shirt15
#52My First Paycheck envelope1
#269New Zealand iced tea15
#8Oopsie IPA1
#119Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#96Othello's military jacket1
#152Roman sadnals1
🥇Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#23Spirit of Easter1
#44Spring Bros. ID badge1
#44Spring Bros. solenoid8
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#11Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#11Staff of the Cozy Fish1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#6Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#198Strix stix5
#62Swedish coffee1
#176TI-9000 calculator2
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#72Trainbot harness1
#166Trainbot linkages1
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#164Trainbot optics1
#169Trainbot plating1
#71Trainbot radar monocle1
#161Trainbot servomotors1
#234Trainbot slag1
#173Trainbot tubing1
#1005Trollhouse cookies6
#26VYKEA meatballs7
#221Z-Bone steak1
#34automatic wine thief1
#28bacteria bisque1
#67baloney rotgut5
#108banjo kazoo mount1
#37bat-shaped Crimboween cookie31
#13bell-shaped Crimbo cookie56
#152birdbone corset1
#194blob-shaped Crimbo cookie31
#157blue grass5
#71bowl of Jeal-O125
#60bronze polish7
#36brown pirate pants2
#177candy cigarette9
#54canteen of eggnog1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#29carton of gaspers31
#78centurion helmet1
#89charisma potion1
#56chest of "pirate gold"1
#29ciliophora chowder1
#78cinnamon machine oil123
#44clerical automa-core1
#42coney haunch10
#149corned beet1
#35corrupted bird DNA1
#29cream of chloroplasts1
#99crident1
#86damp bar rag2
#36dark chocolate egg10
#94diluted makeup5
#91discarded swimming trunks1
#60dog ointment4
#16dove DNA2
#217dregs of a Crimbo cocktail1
#55droppable microphone1
#67ear poison100
#34elbow soup1
#106extremely confusing manual1
#99filthy monkey head1
#37flagellate soup1
#21flapper floppers1
#98flask of egggrog1
#59flat cider1
#172flour cookie5
#54foam pistol1
#306fortune cookie5
#38gelatinous meat mass1
#162ghost beer1
#92ghostly dagger1
#131gingerbread nylons1
#157gladiator tunica1
#180glass of herbal tequila5
#176gold tooth1
#89grip key1
#83grog nuts3
#23gumshoes1
#33gunwale1
#7gunwale whalegun1
#102hamlet sandwich100
#86hand of cards3
#23handful of napalm2
#61hawk25
#170heavy crown1
#102hot wine1
#41housekeeping automa-core1
#5huge Crimbo cookie58
#39iFlail1
#27iShield1
#185impure gasoline1
#65industrially-crushed ice40
#138jive turkey leg15
#165kiwi beak5
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#163legitimate business on the beach15
#34lip soup1
#132liquid shifting time weirdness8
#30lump of goofball ore31
#156madius1
#64massive wrench1
#19meatball391
#100military-grade peppermint oil3
#108minin' dynamite10
#39moai toai10
#140mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine7
#60mulled wine1
#32muscular soup1
#133nastygeist5
#187non-aged vinegar5
#9nut-shaped Crimbo cookie93
#73officer's nog6
#93old-school pirate grog1
#136outlaw bandana1
#139overcookie4
#30pawn cookie30
#80pegfinger1
#42peppermint bomb9
#58peppermint tack12
#36personalizable gingerbread cookie28
#143pickled bread1
#127ping-pong ball30
#134plaid cowboy hat1
#133pocket ace1
#37portable Othello set1
#61portable steam unit2
#157portable table1
#74prank Crimbo card2
#34protogenetic chunklet (elbow)1
#33protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)1
#37protogenetic chunklet (lips)1
#35protogenetic chunklet (muscle)1
#36protogenetic chunklet (synapse)1
#73pteruges1
#56punching mirror1
#204queen cookie3
#168rack of dinosaur ribs1
#140radiator heater shield1
#71rattler rattle25
#80really nice lump of coal1
#18red white and blue claret2
#44replica Elf Guard medal1
#280rose1
#116rum-soaked fruitcake1
#128rusted-out shootin' iron1
#177salt wages5
#151salted mutton1
#81sawed-off blunderbuss1
#168scotch on the rocks1
#35security automa-core2
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#6shadow candy40
#97shipwright's hammer1
#245shot of mescal1
#233silent pea shooter1
#27silver table-scraper1
#43simple AI1
#69sinister-looking cat20
#59skeleton beans10
#42skull-shaped Crimboween cookie30
#242sleeve deuce1
#18sneakeasies1
#131spooky lasso5
#94spray chrome1
#136steamed oyster1
#61stink-penny200
#96stuffed kraken1
#115sugarplum ration1
#32sundae ration27
#111super-absorbent tarp1
#39synaptic soup1
#164tarnished bottlecap1
#140throwing candy5
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#33tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie38
#70totally sweet mohawk helmet5
#9traditional Crimbo cookie93
#13tree-shaped Crimbo cookie59
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#73trick coin1
#76unidentifiable dried fruit1
#75unidentified drink50
#185unquiet spirits5
#116unsanitized scalpel1
#131vampire pellet1
#196viral DNA1
#48wet tack1
#84whale cerebrospinal fluid5
#61whalecake1
#39whalegun1
#100whalesteak2
#248whiskey in a broken glass1
#27white arm towel1
#500white chocolate chip cookies4
#24white earbuds1
#36wooly loincloth1
#10wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie68
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#37yule grog1

Wow, that's 2,631 items total!

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