| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |