| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #20 | arrrgyle socks | 444 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #569 | broken skull | 21 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #58 | disco ball | 1,352 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #317 | pixellated candy heart | 50 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1787 | toast | 144 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |