| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #4 | Imp Ale | 119,835 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| 🥈 | bean burrito | 13,862 |
| #58 | beer bomb | 911 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1035 | bottle of tequila | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #31 | enchanted bean burrito | 165 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #240 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 25 |
| #41 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 104 |
| #55 | jumping bean burrito | 33 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #516 | piece of wedding cake | 9 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #58 | spicy bean burrito | 26 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #55 | stuffed zmobie | 92 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #298 | white balloon | 18 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |