| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #18 | enormous belt buckle | 653 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #917 | grue egg | 29 |
| #61 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 26 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #27 | meat from yesterday | 359 |
| #575 | meat paste | 23 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #8 | seal tooth | 42,515 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |