| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #193 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #59 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #285 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #35 | silent D | 2 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #122 | silent I | 4 |
| #41 | silent J | 7 |
| #50 | silent L | 5 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #143 | silent P | 3 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #24 | silent W | 10 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |