| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #57 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #85 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #35 | silent D | 2 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #41 | silent J | 7 |
| #49 | silent L | 5 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #142 | silent P | 3 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #24 | silent W | 10 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |