| #175 | "caramel" orange | 7 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 34 |
| #9 | Crimbo dinner | 118 |
| #195 | Crimbo food scraps | 3 |
| #28 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 114 |
| #21 | Crimbosmopolitan | 66 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 6 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 6 |
| 🥈 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 861 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | New Age healing crystal | 63,692 |
| #70 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 147 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 46 |
| #5 | The Lot's engagement ring | 136 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 165 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 198 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #20 | Trainbot luggage hook | 5 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #17 | Trainbot slag | 412 |
| #45 | Typical Tavern swill | 433 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #6 | brown paper bag mask | 3,342 |
| #4 | brown paper pants | 3,586 |
| 🥈 | carton of snake milk | 6,931 |
| #31 | cinnamon machine oil | 574 |
| 🥈 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 100 |
| #132 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #223 | disassembled clover | 497 |
| #16 | distilled fortified wine | 237 |
| #424 | donated booze | 7 |
| #186 | donated food | 64 |
| #115 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 41 |
| #194 | eggwater | 3 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #451 | empty agua de vida bottle | 393 |
| #193 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #173 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #22 | ginger snaps | 247 |
| #125 | gooified animal matter | 22 |
| #273 | gooified mineral matter | 3 |
| #200 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #16 | half of a gold tooth | 1,256 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #20 | handful of hand chalk | 5,719 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #4 | jaunty feather | 2,302 |
| #87 | lab-grown meat | 24 |
| #17 | lost elf luggage | 650 |
| #4 | low-budget shield | 804 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 2,611 |
| #4 | mouse skull | 766 |
| 🥉 | oversized skullcap | 827 |
| #10 | pet anchor | 20 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥉 | pigeon egg | 6,499 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #39 | pork elf goodies sack | 144 |
| #4 | premium malt liquor | 17,997 |
| #43 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| 🥈 | really thick spine | 2,232 |
| #4 | remaindered axe | 743 |
| #4 | rose | 29,090 |
| #5 | sewer snake | 2,291 |
| #80 | snow crab | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #17 | stink-penny | 1,094 |
| #23 | stuffed kraken | 8 |
| #128 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 9 |
| 🥈 | three-legged pants | 3,122 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| 🥈 | unflavored wine cooler | 7,592 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |