| #169 | "caramel" orange | 7 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 34 |
| #9 | Crimbo dinner | 118 |
| #190 | Crimbo food scraps | 3 |
| #28 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 114 |
| #21 | Crimbosmopolitan | 66 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 6 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 6 |
| 🥈 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 861 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | New Age healing crystal | 63,692 |
| #67 | Newbiesport™ tent | 147 |
| #4 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 46 |
| #5 | The Lot's engagement ring | 136 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 165 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 198 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #20 | Trainbot luggage hook | 5 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #16 | Trainbot slag | 412 |
| #43 | Typical Tavern swill | 433 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #6 | brown paper bag mask | 3,342 |
| #4 | brown paper pants | 3,586 |
| 🥈 | carton of snake milk | 6,931 |
| #29 | cinnamon machine oil | 574 |
| 🥈 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 100 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #223 | disassembled clover | 497 |
| #16 | distilled fortified wine | 237 |
| #406 | donated booze | 7 |
| #178 | donated food | 64 |
| #112 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 41 |
| #187 | eggwater | 3 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #445 | empty agua de vida bottle | 393 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #23 | ginger snaps | 247 |
| #116 | gooified animal matter | 22 |
| #263 | gooified mineral matter | 3 |
| #190 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #15 | half of a gold tooth | 1,256 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #20 | handful of hand chalk | 5,719 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #4 | jaunty feather | 2,302 |
| #83 | lab-grown meat | 24 |
| #16 | lost elf luggage | 650 |
| #4 | low-budget shield | 804 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 2,611 |
| #4 | mouse skull | 766 |
| 🥉 | oversized skullcap | 827 |
| #11 | pet anchor | 20 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥉 | pigeon egg | 6,499 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #38 | pork elf goodies sack | 144 |
| #4 | premium malt liquor | 17,997 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| 🥈 | really thick spine | 2,232 |
| #4 | remaindered axe | 743 |
| 🥉 | rose | 29,090 |
| #5 | sewer snake | 2,291 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #17 | stink-penny | 1,094 |
| #22 | stuffed kraken | 8 |
| #123 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 9 |
| 🥈 | three-legged pants | 3,122 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| 🥈 | unflavored wine cooler | 7,592 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |