| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #809 | Spam Witch sammich | 9 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #5 | asparagus knife | 12,002 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1118 | skeleton bone | 7 |
| #626 | skewer | 4 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #466 | snowboarder pants | 5 |
| #1229 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 4 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #358 | spork | 4 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |