DeadradioII

RankItemQuantity
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#3371Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#3211Crown of the Goblin King3
#2268Drowsy Sword2
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#3362Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#92Meat maid2
#49Mer-kin cancerstick4
#391Misty Cape1
#369Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#386Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#383Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#24Riker's Search History1
#62Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)2
#70Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)2
#54Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)2
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#131Whatsian Ionic Pliers2
#132accord ion1
#71accordion file1
#121accordionoid rocca1
#68alarm accordion1
#1082annoying pitchfork1
#213antique machete1
#124autocalliope1
#5940badass belt3
#121baritone accordion1
#133beer-battered accordion1
#242black and white cracker2
#118bone bandoneon1
#103candy knife1
#128cheer extractor1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#6cozy bazooka1
#1979drywall axe1
#100duonoculars2
#151eleven-foot pole1
#4739fuzzy dice1
#609fuzzy montera1
#100ghost accordion1
#592ghost of a necklace1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#89giant spider leg2
#320gin-soaked blotter paper1
#86glowing esca1
#794gold wedding ring1
#375halfberd1
#4479handful of confetti2
#1397heart of the volcano2
#18illegal firecracker84
#201leather bookmark1
#254loadstone2
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#70mama's squeezebox1
#71mime army challenge coin1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#70mime army shotglass1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#92miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
#109non-Euclidean non-accordion1
#84peace accordion1
#85pentatonic accordion1
#804pool cue3
#81pygmy concertinette1
#140recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad1
#163ring of Detect Boring Doors1
#64ring of telling skeletons what to do1
#106robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.1
#106robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.1
#130robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.1
#114robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.1
#151robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.1
#103robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.1
#108robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.1
#79sharpened spoon1
#70silent A1
#139silent B1
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#29silent H7
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#191silent M1
#70silent N1
#69silent O11
#213silent P1
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#69silent S1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#18silent W12
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#114silver cheese-slicer1
#101silver paté knife1
#136silver salt-shaker1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#175soap knife1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#3302spectre scepter2
#626tiny ninja sword1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#248unused walkie-talkie1
#1405useless powder11
#49viral video1
🥈walkie-talkie1
#212wand of pigification2

Wow, that's 318 items total!

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