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RankItemQuantity
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#2209Crimbuck20
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#345L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate23
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#886Mad Train wine43
#1131Mob Penguin cellular phone10
#91Muschat1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#111Sacramento wine1
#98Temps Tempranillo1
#349baggie of powdered sugar59
#802bilge wine1
#317bottle of Pinot Renoir4
#93bottle of wine16
#582boxed wine22
#208brilliant oyster egg1
#49buzzing mushroom wine1
#1639canteen of wine2
#67contract enforcement stick24
#413cruelty-free wine3
#73drum of tommy ammo30
#922dusty bottle of Marsala2
#883dusty bottle of Merlot3
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#880dusty bottle of Port3
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#70expensive champagne1
#880fine wine1
🥉flask of port197
🥇fortune cookie555,326
#215gleaming oyster egg1
#190glistening oyster egg2
#1202gray bow tie2
#813kneecapping stick11
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#34little piece of steel2
#198lustrous oyster egg1
#1689mafia aria3
#74mafia filofax5
#32mafia middle finger ring3
#6mafia organizer badge31
#60mafia pinky ring2
#31mafia pointer finger ring1
#38mafia thumb ring3
#25mafia wedding ring1
#212magnificent oyster egg1
#59magnum of fancy champagne1
#70mime army challenge coin1
#17mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#24mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#25mime army insignia (morale)1
#16mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#17mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#205mime army wine1
#73mime pocket probe1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
#85negotiatin' hammer4
#1303patent leather shoes1
#197pearlescent oyster egg2
#214plum wine1
#81protection stick12
#117red red wine5
#60roll of meat4
#141scintillating oyster egg4
#51silent beret1
#51smooth mushroom wine1
#138space port1
#60steel drivin' hammer24
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#55swirling mushroom wine1
#110tommy gun1
#65warehouse key13
#34white wine8
#30worksite credentials2

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