| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #63 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo food scraps | 51 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #198 | beavermouth | 10 |
| #97 | black Crimbo ball | 50 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #52 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 3 |
| #61 | bowl of mernudo | 20 |
| #47 | bread pie | 90 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #256 | cabooze | 2 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #276 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #49 | clear Russian | 90 |
| #70 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 25 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #92 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #211 | crystalline cheer | 500 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1324 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #319 | donated booze | 20 |
| #303 | donated candy | 20 |
| #306 | donated food | 20 |
| #106 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 50 |
| #39 | drive-thru burger | 9 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #67 | fishelada | 20 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #273 | freightcake | 2 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #181 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #89 | glob of salty molasses | 30 |
| #77 | gooified animal matter | 50 |
| #70 | gooified mineral matter | 50 |
| #75 | gooified vegetable matter | 50 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #139 | green rocket | 5 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #157 | hamlet sandwich | 26 |
| #78 | honey-drenched ham slice | 51 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #60 | mana-coated yams | 2 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #188 | mooseflank | 10 |
| #99 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 26 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #60 | ojo de pez burrito | 20 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #53 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #85 | salty gumdrop | 30 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #74 | silent I | 7 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #21 | silent N | 4 |
| #139 | silent O | 4 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #50 | single swig of vodka | 4 |
| #175 | slick fish meat | 2 |
| #52 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 25 |
| #51 | stale cheer wine | 25 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #6 | tempura green and red bean | 19 |
| #145 | thick walrus blubber | 7 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #5 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 5,000 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #95 | white Crimbo ball | 50 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |