| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #65 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #109 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbo food scraps | 51 |
| #167 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #332 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #162 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #365 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #116 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #116 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #149 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #160 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #199 | beavermouth | 10 |
| #97 | black Crimbo ball | 50 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 3 |
| #61 | bowl of mernudo | 20 |
| #47 | bread pie | 90 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #258 | cabooze | 2 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #98 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #55 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #280 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #49 | clear Russian | 90 |
| #72 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 25 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #94 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #223 | crystalline cheer | 500 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1330 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #330 | donated booze | 20 |
| #315 | donated candy | 20 |
| #312 | donated food | 20 |
| #107 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 50 |
| #43 | drive-thru burger | 9 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #68 | fishelada | 20 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #276 | freightcake | 2 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #143 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #126 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #182 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #91 | glob of salty molasses | 30 |
| #81 | gooified animal matter | 50 |
| #72 | gooified mineral matter | 50 |
| #78 | gooified vegetable matter | 50 |
| #1298 | green beer | 5 |
| #140 | green rocket | 5 |
| #97 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #155 | hamlet sandwich | 26 |
| #81 | honey-drenched ham slice | 51 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #61 | mana-coated yams | 2 |
| #72 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #113 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #190 | mooseflank | 10 |
| #102 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 26 |
| #57 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #114 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #61 | ojo de pez burrito | 20 |
| #90 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #77 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #115 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #112 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #84 | salty gumdrop | 30 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #59 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #56 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #65 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #96 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #75 | silent I | 7 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #21 | silent N | 4 |
| #139 | silent O | 4 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #76 | silent Z | 2 |
| #51 | single swig of vodka | 4 |
| #177 | slick fish meat | 2 |
| #52 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 25 |
| #51 | stale cheer wine | 25 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #180 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #112 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #110 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #8 | tempura green and red bean | 19 |
| #146 | thick walrus blubber | 7 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #4 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 5,678 |
| #72 | trick coin | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #113 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #115 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #95 | white Crimbo ball | 50 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |