| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #31 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #5 | Good 'n' Quiet | 108 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #168 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #231 | beavermouth | 3 |
| #57 | body spradium | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #336 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #1661 | toast | 185 |
| #408 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #65 | vitamin G pill | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |