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| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
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| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #76 | brilliant oyster egg | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | cashew | 9 |
| #112 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 14 |
| #229 | cold wad | 8 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | glistening oyster egg | 6 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
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| #68 | magnificent oyster egg | 9 |
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| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
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| #13 | phial of stench | 1 |
| #216 | prismatic wad | 11 |
| #57 | raw bread | 1 |
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| #50 | raw green beans | 2 |
| #56 | raw sweet potato | 2 |
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| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
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| #138 | spooky wad | 34 |
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