| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #31 | Hollandaise helmet | 728 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #93 | disco ball | 769 |
| #92 | disco mask | 748 |
| #137 | helmet turtle | 761 |
| #29 | mariachi hat | 756 |
| #87 | old sweatpants | 781 |
| #75 | pasta spoon | 742 |
| #73 | ravioli hat | 779 |
| #104 | saucepan | 792 |
| #119 | seal-clubbing club | 719 |
| #51 | seal-skull helmet | 763 |
| #122 | stolen accordion | 756 |
| #102 | turtle totem | 756 |
| #33 | worthless gewgaw | 792 |
| #39 | worthless knick-knack | 750 |
| #37 | worthless trinket | 784 |