| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #288 | Hell ramen | 11 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #775 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 66 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1171 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #680 | green beer | 16 |
| #76 | handful of drink tickets | 5 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #22 | painful penne pasta | 23 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #226 | ten-leaf clover | 111 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |