| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #57 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #26 | Mallomarbles | 2 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #6 | My First Art of War | 64 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 20 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| 🥇 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 4,750 |
| #152 | ballast turtle | 2 |
| #187 | black Crimbo ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #1790 | box of sunshine | 85 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #87 | cheer extractor | 5 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #29 | fried air | 262 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #185 | ping-pong ball | 2 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #82 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #156 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |